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Johnny Strikes Again

Johnny Strikes Again
avatar Subject :  Johnny Strikes Again
Date:       April 02, 2009 01:10PM
Dirty Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.


When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's
dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the

baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the
smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.

Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and
beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.
Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful;
the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"cuz he'd be
fucked if he had to wear glasses".
Re: Johnny Strikes Again
avatar Subject :  Re: Johnny Strikes Again
Date:       April 03, 2009 02:54PM
LMFAO....passed this one around work a few tears flowed. Who doesn't love a little Johnny joke?

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